Mike- Zach, why are you wiping your tush?
Zach- Confused, blank stare, while still wiping.
Mike- Did you poop? Did you sit down to potty??
Zach- No... confused look
Mike- Why are you wearing two pairs of shorts???
Zach- Confused look
Mike & me- Snickering
The poor kid sleep walks like this and has no idea what's going on. The funny (or maybe alarming?) thing is that at Jake's 9 month check-up yesterday the pediatrician (a college friend) and I were discussing Zach's sleepwalking, and he suggested putting a gate at the top of the stairs so that Zach doesn't fall down them or walk out the front door or something. I'm wondering if that's something we should consider. It's all fun and games and good blog material until somebody gets hurt, right?
And I'll let you know later if Zach remembers any of this in the morning.