Zach- "Ow. That hurts."
Me- "Sorry. I'm not trying to hurt you. You just have some loose skin here or something."
Zach- "Well, I just have skin."
Me- "Well, it's loose and I'm trying to get it off. It shouldn't hurt."
Zach- "Well, God made me with skin, so just leave it alone."
Me- "Oh, really?" Trying not to laugh.
Zach- "Yeah, that's just how God made me, so just leave it alone... Why are you laughing?"
I just thought it was funny that he pulled out this whole that's-how-God-made-me thing. All of this took place after he told me how Dad hurt him last time he cut Zach's nails. That happened a long time ago, but I swear, this kid has a memory like a steel trap.